23 September 2012

California Family Law & Divorce Lawyers: Sacramento Superior Court Family Relations Courthouse Declared Crime Scene by United Nations - Sunday Funnies

SCBA Family Law Section Divorce Attorneys and Judge Pro Tem Cartel Held Without Bail in U.N. Sweep

Sacramento Federal Court Eastern District of California – United States Courts, US District Court Sacramento, Judge William B. Shubb, Judge Edmund F. Brennan, Judge Garland E. Burrell Jr, Judge Carolyn K. Delaney, Judge Morrison C. England Jr, Judge Gregory G. Hollows, Judge John A. Mendez, Judge Kendall J. Newman, Judge Troy L. Nunley, Judge Allison Claire, Judge Dale A. Drozd, Judge Lawrence K. Karlton, Judge Kimberly J. Mueller, United States Attorney Benjamin Wagner, Hon. Robert C. Hight – Hon. Bunmi O. Awoniyi – Hon. Steven M. Gevercer – Hon. Tami R. Bogert – Hon. James M. Mize – Vance Raye - CJP Victoria B. Henley – Hon. Thadd A. Blizzard -Chris Volkers - Sacramento County Superior Court Judge Laurie Earl Judge Matthew Gary Judge Jaime Roman Judge Peter Mc Brien Judge James MizeSacramento County Bar Association – Family Law Section – Family Law Executive Committee – FLEC – family law attorney Russell Carlson Chair – family law attorney Elaine Van Beveren Vice Chair – family law attorney Fredrick Rick Cohen Treasurer – family law attorney Paula Salinger Secretary – family law attorney Judith Winn Past Chair – Sacramento Bar Association
A United Nations peacekeeping force secures the William R. Ridgeway Family Relations Courthouse after declaring the entire facility an organized criminal enterprise and crime scene.

Sunday Satire by RoadDog

The United Nations today declared the Sacramento County William R. Ridgeway Family Relations Courthouse a crime scene. United Nations Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon formally served Court Executive Officer Edward Pollard Christina Volkers a criminal indictment detailing by family court judges multiple violations of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

"The substandard conditions here in Sacramento County Family Court defy belief," Ki-moon said. "Almost all Third-World countries operate family court systems which ensure the basic human rights of litigants. This court does not come close to doing so. The rampant cronyism between Sacramento Family Court judges and attorneys associated with the Sacramento County Bar Association Family Law Section conclusively establishes that the court operates as an organized criminal enterprise," Ki-moon charged. "We have come to hold them accountable for their actions."

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