Judge Matthew Gary Outraged at Supreme Court Same-Sex Marriage Ruling - SFCN Sunday Funnies - RoadDog Satire

Judge Matthew Gary to Speak on How Homos Harm Kids at Right-Wing Ideologue Evangelical Church 

Sunday Satire by RoadDog

The Right-Wing Evangelical Church in Fair Oaks next Sunday will host
a talk by Sacramento Superior Court Judge Matthew Gary.

In reaction to the recent US Supreme Court ruling legalizing same-sex marriage, controversial Sacramento Superior Court Judge Matthew Gary will give a talk next Sunday on the effects of homosexuality on children. 

"How the homos harm kids" is the title of a speech Gary will give at the Right-Wing Ideologue Evangelical Church in Fair Oaks, according to a press release from Gary's publicist and court clerk Christina Arcuri.

"The Supreme Court decision in Obergefell v. Hodges is an outrage, and an outrage that will have far-ranging consequences," Gary is expected to rant. "The legalization of same-sex marriage will cause irreparable harm to countless children throughout the United States. As a family court judge, I am an unimpeachable authority on this subject," Gary will rightly point out. "These gay homos are criminalizing Christianity and the beliefs of Evangelicals and someone must make a stand."  

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Tani Cantil-Sakauye: Career Skills I Learned Dealing Blackjack - SFCN Sunday Funnies - RoadDog Satire

Former Sacramento County & 3rd District Judge Cantil-Sakauye Shares Life Lessons Learned Dealing Blackjack 

Sunday Satire by RoadDog

Supreme Court Chief Justice Tani Cantil-Sakauye learned a lot about life, and drunks, as a blackjack dealer.

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"I learned how to pick a jury, how to read body language, what under the influence means and what drunk means." California Supreme Court Chief Justice Tani Cantil-Sakauye. 

From NBC News4 Los Angeles: 

"The chief justice said she would not take an appointment to the U.S. Supreme Court if one was offered and reflected on her job as a black jack dealer at a Lake Tahoe casino when she was a law student. 

'I learned how to pick a jury, how to read body language, what under the influence means, and what drunk means,' she said." 

For more profound wisdom and life skills from the chief justice, including how to write the second worst Supreme Court opinion of the year, and help cover up a racketeering syndicate run by your homies, visit our special Tani G. Cantil-Sakauye page.   

Divorce Lawyers RoadDog Satire: Special Holiday Edition Sunday Funnies - Sacramento Family Court Rare, Collectible Internet Memes

RoadDog Commemorates Fourth of July with Collector's Edition Series of Family Court Meme Posters

Sacramento Family Court watchdogs and whistleblowers have
documented that the court effectively is operated by and for
 the Sacramento County Bar Association Family Law Section.

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No lie: Civics was RoadDog's favorite class in high school. The Fourth of July is the Dog's favorite holiday. In recognition of the fact that the Sacramento Family Court system is most def not like what RoadDog learned about the Judicial Branch of government in high school civics, the Dog has commissioned a special commemorative series of family court meme posters. High school civics teachers are encouraged to download, print and thumbtack the posters to the classroom bulletin board to help students gain a reality-based understanding of how the real world Judicial Branch functions. 

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Director Steven Spielberg Releases Lincoln Equal Protection of Law Clip To Sacramento Family Court News - Sunday Funnies

Steven Spielberg Approves Use of Lincoln Clip by Sacramento Family Court News

Sacramento Family Court News has been authorized by 20th Century Fox 
to use a portion of the Steven Spielberg directed film Lincoln. 

Sunday Satire by RoadDog

Sacramento Family Court News is pleased to announce that legendary director, writer and producer Steven Spielberg has authorized SFCN exclusively to use a clip from his award winning movie Lincoln. 

SFCN requested use of the segment for news and educational purposes, and to illustrate the origins of the constitutional right of equal protection of law. In the Lincoln excerpt, Congressional leader Thaddeus Stevens makes an impassioned speech for the then-controversial proposition that all men should be treated equally before the law. Stevens is portrayed by Academy Award winning actor Tommy Lee Jones. 20th Century Fox initially made a copyright claim to prohibit use of the clip, but withdrew the objection after learning of the barbaric, anything-but-equal treatment of unrepresented, financially disadvantaged litigants in Sacramento Family Court. 

"We are grateful to Mr. Spielberg and FOX for allowing us to use the compelling reenactment of this historically important speech," said SFCN corporate counsel Vincent Gambini. "It is repugnant that more than 150 years after Stevens' speech, we still need to be reminded of this bedrock principle of American Democracy. Sacramento Family Court judges, administrators, the Family Law Facilitator, and other court employees act as if they've never heard that all court users, rich and poor alike, are entitled to be treated equally before the law."

Click here to view the website for the movie Lincoln.
Sacramento Family Court News thanks Steven Spielberg, 20th Century Fox, Fox Searchlight, Dreamworks Pictures and Reliance Entertainment for permission to use the Thaddeus Stevens speech from Lincoln.

Andy Furillo Sacramento Bee Court Reporter - RoadDog Sunday Funnies

Sacramento Bee Reporter Andy Furillo and Beloved Anchor Ron Burgundy - Separated at Birth?  

Sunday Satire by RoadDog

Dateline February 15, 2013: 

"Furillo has a history of avoiding or whitewashing coverage of corrupt judges, court officials and lawyers in exchange for insider access and courthouse story leads. He writes over 200 stories a year, and you can't do that kind of volume without an army of sources," said family court watchdog Ulf Carlsson. "It's unethical but he gets away with it because his wife, Deb Anderluh, is one of his bosses at the Bee. Furillo was going to bury the Appelblatt story until the T.V. stations made it public and he had to write something, so he portrayed Appelblatt as just a rogue attorney, and covered up his status as a judge pro tem," Carlsson asserted. "Look at the [court whistleblower] Emily Gallup case. Furillo ignored the Gallup lawsuit - including the week-long trial and $313,000 verdict - which went on for more than a year in Sacramento County Superior Court. The government did not want that case in the news, and Furillo made sure it wasn't." The national family law website, familylawcourts.com also has called out the Bee and its reporters for protecting judges by refusing to identify them in its rare coverage of controversial cases. Click here and here. 

"I love this great nation of ours, that's why I don't question our leaders. Haaaay, they got where they're at for a reason." Beloved Anchor Ron Burgundy. 

Andy Furillo and Ron Burgundy - separated at birth? We report, you decide: 

Sacramento Superior Court Scandal: RoadDog Announces Sacramento Family Court 2012 Public Service Awards - Sunday Funnies

Sacramento Superior Court Clerk Wins RoadDog Efficiency In Government Award, Facilitator Locks 1st Runner Up Spot

Sunday Satire by RoadDog

Court Executive Officer Chris Volkers and other court supervisors
are invited to the annual RoadDog Family Court Public Service
Awards ceremony held at the Dante Club in Sacramento.

P.R. Brown, my esteemed colleague on the news and analysis side of the newsroom, has recently published a series of articles that some readers may have found unsettling. 

Court administrators flagrantly ignoring state law, the Family Law Facilitator dispensing less-than-accurate advice to indigent, unrepresented litigants, family court judges concealing conflicts of interest, and an appeals unit clerk unlawfully rejecting appeals by lawyer-less, financially disadvantaged litigants. And the ongoing Color of Law series is particularly compelling. Bravo, P.R. Brown. 

But while these muckraking revelations may disturb the Constitution-huggers among our readership, RoadDog's exclusive access to the Sacramento Family Court News newsroom allows the Dog to go behind the news to retrieve the exposé within the exposé. A superficial review of the meticulously documented facts reported by P.R. Brown may convey to the gullible the impression of rampant illegality, cronyism, hometowning, fraud, corruption, malfeasance, willful omission to perform duty, and gross misconduct, incompetency and inefficiency. 

Several paranoid, tin foil hat wearing readers have even suggested that the totality of the evidence reported by SFCN suggests that Sacramento Family Court operates as an organized criminal enterprise, meeting the elements required for a federal RICO prosecution. However, on closer inspection, and with supplemental facts purloined by RoadDog from the encrypted SFCN servers, the complete factual record reveals a dramatically different picture. 

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Sacramento Divorce Lawyers and Family Law Attorneys: Family Court Sacramento - Sacramento County Bar Association Family Law Section Monopoly - Sunday Funnies

Bar Association Family Law Attorneys 

vs. The 70 Percent*

Sacramento Bar Association Family Law Section vs. the 70 Percent

Sunday Satire by RoadDog

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Divorce Attorneys & California Family Law: SFCN Sunday Funnies - So You Want to Go to Law School

Sacramento Family Court News - Sunday Funnies

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Family Court Sacramento U.N. Takeover Update: Hit Music Video Gangnam Style Linked To Family Court Sacramento - Sunday Funnies

PSY Links Family Court Issues with Music Video Theme After Meeting with U.N. Secretary General

Sunday Satire by RoadDog

UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon yesterday met with South Korean singer, songwriter, rapper, dancer and record producer Park Jae-sang, commonly known by his stage name "PSY," to discuss the Sacramento Family Court scandal and the power of music to overcome intolerance.

As reported exclusively by Sacramento Family Court News, the United Nations last month declared the William R. Ridgeway Family Relations Courthouse a crime scene. A criminal indictment issued by the U.N. charged prominent Sacramento County Bar Association Family Law Section attorneys and several family court judges with violations of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, and with operating the court as an organized criminal enterprise. To read our original report on the United Nations courthouse takeover, click here.  

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Paula Salinger Divorce Lawyer Sacramento Attorney and Judge Pro Tem FAIL - Judge James Mize Praises Attorney Misconduct: SFCN Sunday Funnies - RoadDog Satire

Judge Pro Tem Attorney Paula Salinger Attempts End Run Around State Law - Gets Stopped At Goal Line

Divorce lawyer Paula Salinger of the prominent family law firm Woodruff, O'Hair, Posner & Salinger attempted to use decisional law from a probate case to get a default, final divorce judgment while an appeal was pending in the same case. Click here.

Sunday Satire by RoadDog

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"I did do some research, Your Honor, and I can't find anything exactly on point." Judge pro tem attorney Paula Salinger.

You can't fault veteran family law attorney and sworn temporary judge Paula Salinger for trying: The marquee partner at Woodruff, O'Hair, Posner & Salinger recently attempted to con a family court judge into holding a trial and signing a final divorce order while the same case was by law on hold pending an appeal of a set of prior orders. With a few exceptions, it's a high school-level principle of law that an appeal halts trial court proceedings until the appellate court is finished.

RoadDog was leaked the complete, comical court reporter's transcript from the trial FAIL where Salinger attempts to claim a 2008 appellate court decision from a probate case authorized the divorce to be finalized, despite the pending appeal. As The Dog suspected, the court record showed Salinger's opponent didn't have a lawyer: a self-respecting attorney would be embarrassed to try the same stunt against a fellow member of the State Bar. 

In the trial transcript, the judge pro tem attorney confessed to the judge that she was unable to find any case law "exactly on point" to justify the wacky request, but that the probate case she did find, Gridley v. Gridley, was close enough.

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California Family Law & Divorce Lawyers: Sacramento Superior Court Family Relations Courthouse Declared Crime Scene by United Nations - Sunday Funnies

SCBA Family Law Section Divorce Attorneys and Judge Pro Tem Cartel Held Without Bail in U.N. Sweep

A United Nations peacekeeping force secures the William R. Ridgeway Family Relations Courthouse after declaring the entire facility an organized criminal enterprise and crime scene.

Sunday Satire by RoadDog

The United Nations today declared the Sacramento County William R. Ridgeway Family Relations Courthouse a crime scene. United Nations Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon formally served Court Executive Officer Edward Pollard Christina Volkers a criminal indictment detailing by family court judges multiple violations of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

"The substandard conditions here in Sacramento County Family Court defy belief," Ki-moon said. "Almost all Third-World countries operate family court systems which ensure the basic human rights of litigants. This court does not come close to doing so. The rampant cronyism between Sacramento Family Court judges and attorneys associated with the Sacramento County Bar Association Family Law Section conclusively establishes that the court operates as an organized criminal enterprise," Ki-moon charged. "We have come to hold them accountable for their actions."

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Family Law Judge Hon. Matthew J. Gary Unjustly Branded By Demotion & Martyred For Visions - Sunday Funnies

The Persecution of 

Judge Matthew J. Gary

Sunday Satire by RoadDog

As the world recently learned, the Hon. Matthew J. Gary has been unconscionably and unjustifiably punished for being an innovator and visionary. In the tradition of all great revolutionaries, during his abbreviated stint as the Supervising Family Law, Probate and ADA judge, Gary spoke truth to power. And like Jesus Christ, Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King Jr., Jason McCord and all the wrongly persecuted visionaries who came before him, Gary was silenced - martyred for his visions. Now stripped of his command, the judge must spend  the rest of his career unjustly branded.



With extensive experience in psych warfare and covert ops, connecting the dots and deconstructing the conspiracy leading to the demise of the Hon. Matthew J. Gary is an elementary exercise for the RoadDog. In the interests of justice, this story must be told. To continue reading, click Read more >> below... 

Sacramento Family Law & Divorce Lawyers: SFCN Sunday Funnies - So You Want to Go to Law School - The Series (Episode 4)

Sacramento Family Court News - Sunday Funnies

So You Want to Go to Law School - The Series (Episode 4) has over 20,000 views on YouTube:

 

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Sacramento Family Law Lawyers and Divorce Attorneys: SFCN Sunday Funnies - So You Want to Go to Law School-The Series (Episode 3)

Sacramento Family Court News - Sunday Funnies

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Sacramento Divorce Attorneys and Family Law Lawyers: SFCN Sunday Funnies - So You Want to Go to Law School - The Series (Episode 2)

Sacramento Family Court News - Sunday Funnies

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Sacramento Attorneys for Divorce & Family Law Lawyers: SFCN Sunday Funnies - So You Want to Go to Law School-The Series (Episode 1)

Sacramento Family Court News - Sunday Funnies

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Tani G. Cantil Sakauye Spreads Cronyitis Infection From 3rd District to California Supreme Court - SFCN Sunday Funnies

Tani Cantil-Sakauye Schleps Code of Silence Policy from Third District to Supreme Court

Tani G. Cantil-Sakauye - formerly known as a 3rd District Court of Appeal justice and Sacramento County Superior Court judge - is the new chief justice of the Supreme Court of California. At the appellate court, the former prosecutor showed no mercy for the 70 percent of indigent family court litigants without attorneys who attempted appeals from Sacramento Family Court. 

Sunday Satire by RoadDog

Thanks Arnold: On Monday a new chief justice of the California Supreme Court was sworn in. Compliments of Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, the new CJ is the ethically-challenged Tani Gorre Cantil-Sakauye, a former Sacramento County Family Court judge. 

Tani has been knee-deep in the documented Sacramento Family Court corruption that began in the early 1990's, and has run unchecked ever since. After her elevation to the Third District Court of Appeal in 2005, she partnered with other Sacramento County Superior Court and Deukmejian administration alumni - including Art Scotland and George Nicholson - to keep a lid on the continuing scandals generated by her former coworkers across town. 

Tani, Art and George all come from a law enforcement background and culture, and rode to the bench exploiting their faux tough-on-crime credentials. In published, and especially unpublished 3rd District decisions, the trio have shown they still swear allegiance to the cop Blue Code of Silence. Any appeal with a claim that a Sacramento Family Court homie committed misconduct is whitewashed with two coats. 

During Cantil-Sakauye's ticket-punching tour at the 3rd, the appellate court's hostility to appeals by the 70 percent of family court litigants who can't afford lawyers was legendary. Due to the hurdles thrown up by the court, few appeals were ever decided on the merits, and no family court appeal was ever won by a financially disadvantaged, unrepresented litigant who faced off against an attorney. 

Can you say rampant cronyism? Keep an eye on the special SFCN 3rd District Court of Appeal page for all the sordid details. Click here. RoadDog sez: Time to Occupy.